somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Randomize
