Can i not drive my cunt home
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
