I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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