trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Who died my cat blue again?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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