were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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