Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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