Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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