I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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