great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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