i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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