It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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