So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
