Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Randomize
