I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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