How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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