You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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