Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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