I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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