I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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