is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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