I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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