she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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