At least make sure they are 18
Why
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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