You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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