On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
