You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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