I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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