So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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