I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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