Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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