too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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