i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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