Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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