hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
A+ Viking dick
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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