I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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