This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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