pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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