I'm jealous of your bromance
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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