So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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