Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Two words: blizzard sex
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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