I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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