youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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