He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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