he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
