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On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Sorry about my life...
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