i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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