Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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