Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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