i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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