So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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